Divorce Court TV judge Lynn Toler awarded 257,041 miles to a husband who successfully argued he had spent his own miles on the couple’s travel and should be reimbursed.
The wife complained that they had traveled the world, but he would always walk ahead of her at tourist destinations.
The judge pooled her 650,808 miles with his 136,736 miles and split the total evenly.
At the end of the show, the couple had apparently reconciled, were kissing, and were planning their next trip.
(Tip of the hat to mbstone)