Nation, we have a solution to the TSA’s full body scanners: pancakes. Stephen Colbert tells us that "pancakes will allow law-abiding citizens to hide their private parts from the hungry eyes of those TSA perverts." For your viewing pleasure:
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Not only will the pancakes cover "your sausage and eggs," they will absorb the deadly radiation from the nude-o-scopes and also heat up and brown your pancake for a quick breakfast on the go as you rush to make your flight.
Finally, a solution we can agree on!